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Name the new High School in Castaic!

You may have thought the new Castaic High School would be named Castaic High School.

But this is Santa Clarita. Place names don’t mean much here, as Mike’s mental geography exercises have proven. And we like to name our roads, monuments, train stations, parks and buildings after people, many of whom are still alive.

So with that in mind, let’s explore some names for Castaic high School, since it’s obviously not going to be named that. Here’s my list:

  • San Francisquito High (Mascot: The Waves.  What? Too soon?)
  • Aliklik High (Mascot: Indians. Aliklik is the derogatory name applied to our Tataviam Indians by the snobbish Chumash on the coast, who remarked that the language of the Tataviam sounded like “Aliklik”. I should add Aliklik High Indians is way more appropriate than Hart Indians)
  • Del Valle High (Mascot: Barons, named after Antonio del Valle, a real Mexican Land Baron who lived over Camulos way and granted land to our own Henry Mayo, who already has way too much stuff named after him)
  • MAC Peterson High (Mascot: Truckers, named after the primary business in Castaic which was and remains servicing truck drivers in many creative ways)
  • Chaguayabit High (Mascot: The Spellers, for obvious reasons)
  • Bower High (Mascot, The Raiders after the Reverend Stephen Bower who did none of the digging but all of the profiting from the discovery of a cave containing priceless Tataviam artifacts in Castaic. Bower then peddled each item off and now they’re located in Harvard’s Peabody museum).

I just came up with these names off the top of my head. I’m sure you can do better. So have at it- let’s beat the Hart District to the punch and list some good names for Castaic High. We’ll then have an official vote on the best names.

Name the new High School in Castaic!

Comments (25)

  1. MikeApril 13, 2011 at 9:56 am
    Dam High School “The Dam High School still isn’t built?!”
  2. 4eyedsueApril 13, 2011 at 2:55 pm
    *like*
  3. kerryApril 13, 2011 at 4:45 pm
    And the Mascot should be the Invisible Children!
  4. Venturan (NDApril 13, 2011 at 10:13 am
    Valencia Commerce Center HS (Mascot: The Gerrymanderers, paying homage to NL’s haphazard boundaries) Future Newhall Ranch HS (Mascot: The Johnny-Come-Latelys, a jovial gesture to the forthcoming residents who will no doubt swarm the campus in a few years) Kuh-stake High School (Mascot: The Phonetics), the name ensures people will pronounce Castaic properly …and finally (and I can’t believe you didn’t suggest this, Jeff): Peter J. Pitchess Preparatory School (Mascot: Ghettobirds)
  5. LindaApril 13, 2011 at 6:06 pm
    Love it! Pee Pee for short!
  6. spineflower2April 13, 2011 at 10:49 am
    “Jenkins-Chormicle High School,” mascot “The Musket.” “Kashtuk High School”, mascot “The Eye.” “Castaic Lake High School,” mascot “The Bass.”
  7. Bill ReynoldsApril 13, 2011 at 12:43 pm
    President B. Hussein HS – Mascot: Tijuana Zebra (painted donkey)
  8. spineflower2April 13, 2011 at 2:04 pm
    Not exactly an on-topic response, but it is what we have come to expect…
  9. Coastal SageApril 13, 2011 at 4:15 pm
    The people in the area call it “Castaic” so it seems logical that it should be called Castaic High School. That’s what people have been calling it for years anyway.
  10. Venturan (NDApril 13, 2011 at 4:17 pm
    http://bit.ly/46ZqMy
  11. MikeApril 13, 2011 at 4:29 pm
    beat me to it!
  12. PetzApril 14, 2011 at 6:08 am
    Larry Rassmussen should get the naming rights if his price is only 1.7 million. Shame on Jeff Wilson for voting that Obama deserves reelection on Facebook. Any rational analysis, even by a rabid partisan would say No to this disaster.
  13. Timothy Myers SR.April 14, 2011 at 8:01 am
    Petz: That is just the price for the raw land. Rasmussen’s interest will also be paid for the grading and the building of infrastructure which rolls up to the much higher price tag.
  14. yourwebguruApril 14, 2011 at 8:24 am
    Yeah, Donald Trump is a MUCH better choice. Or perhaps Mitt Romney, who created HUNDREDS of jobs in his own company!
  15. PetzApril 14, 2011 at 8:57 am
    Petz is looking closely at Michele Bachmann and Herman Cain, maybe Rick Santorum. Get off the Trump bashing-he is not a serious candidate, the 21st century Ross Perot. The guru is getting his Moveon.org talking points a little late.
  16. yourwebguruApril 14, 2011 at 1:23 pm
    I’ve never been to moveon.org, so get off that pot, Mr. Petz. Santorum has a bit of a name recognition problem. Here’s a fun thing to do on a nothing day: Google “Santorum” and see what comes up as the first page result. Michelle Bachmann is Sarah Palin on steroids. Her views are way too far to the right to appeal to enough voters to elect her. Pawlenty: NERD ALERT! Romney (Yaawwwwwnnn) is so far the lead contender. Good luck with Mr. Flip-flop, but make sure you thank him for coming up with our health care program!
  17. JeffApril 14, 2011 at 8:58 am
    “Shame on Jeff Wilson for voting that Obama deserves reelection on Facebook. Any rational analysis, even by a rabid partisan would say No to this disaster.” You cut me deep Petz, real deep, especially after I gave you a shout out as the OG Tea Partier
  18. PetzApril 14, 2011 at 9:35 am
    An attempt to embarrass Petz while he attempted to raise the spirits of GOPers in the SCV. Your continued support of Obama cannot be easily explained.
  19. JeffApril 14, 2011 at 9:39 am
    I wasn’t trying to embarrass you, I was praising you for your genuineness. The johnny-come-lately tea partiers in this valley don’t even follow the City Council. They are phonies. You are the real article.
  20. PetzApril 14, 2011 at 12:51 pm
    Ok, well Petz will just say he is extremely disappointed in Jeff Wilson for his continued support of Obama despite the lack of change and the record of failure. Shame does not seem to count for much in this forum anyway.
  21. CastaicClayApril 14, 2011 at 6:41 am
    I do not have a catchy name, maybe “Castaic got Clowned” but the mascot should be the “Road Rager’s” since that is what everyone will experience trying to get in and out of the place if it is built as currently planed.
  22. ToddApril 14, 2011 at 7:26 am
    We’ve forgotten the most obvious choice…. Michael Antonovich High School. Everything else is named after the guy….
  23. Whiskey Tango FoxtrotApril 14, 2011 at 11:07 am
    I’m looking forward to visiting the “Laurie Ender Mathmatics Wing”.
  24. Venturan (NDApril 14, 2011 at 11:09 am
    And I look forward to visiting the “Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Spelling Wing”
  25. Whiskey Tango FoxtrotApril 14, 2011 at 6:45 pm
    Gud one.

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