A senior law enforcement source at the Sheriff's Station says the City of Santa Clarita is planning a city-wide tactical alert ahead of tomorrow's planned candelight vigil in Valencia for slain Florida teenager Trayvon Martin.
As Vigil Date Approaches, Law Enforcement, City prepare for riots from deported homeless
The Deputy, who asked not to be named in this exclusive report to SCVTalk, says that "chatter" detected clandestinely by intelligence analysts at the SCV's Sheriff's Station elite Crime Prevention Unit indicates that masses of homeless and minority people the City bused out of Santa Clarita in 2004 will return to Santa Clarita tomorrow during the vigil to, in the words of the Deputy, "take revenge on us all."
The City of Santa Clarita came under fire in 2003 and 2004 when it rounded up hundreds, perhaps thousands of indigent, poor, darkly colored and otherwise undesirable people, placed them on Santa Clarita Transit buses, and dropped them off in various parts of Los Angeles, including Skid Row and, oddly, a National Guard Armory in Sylmar.
"Our detectives learned a few months ago that these homeless folks have been holding a grudge against this community for nearly 10 years after they were given a free ride out of town in our air conditioned and comfortable coaches," the Deputy told SCVTalk.
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After being deposited like refuse at locations in downtown LA, North Hollywood and Sylmar, intelligence officials with the CPU believe those deemed by the City unfit to live in Santa Clarita banded together, forming an underground but organized and disciplined group, divided themselves into "strike cells" and hatched detailed plans to strike back at the City they had once called home. "At this time we don't know if these cells of homeless and darkly-pigmented people are just taking advantage of the Martin/Zimmerman case to make their move or if they planned their mayhem ahead of time to strike at the SCV in the heat of summer," the Deputy continued. "Whatever the case, we'll be prepared."
| Caption: A homeless, unkempt and dark man, formerly of the SCV, reacts angrily as Santa Clarita officials drop him off at an undisclosed location in Los Angeles in 2004. Officials fear men and women like the one above may be planning to strike back at the SCV tomorrow. |
Officials with the CPU aren't sure how the colorful herd of deported and poorly-groomed migratory peoples will get here, but as part of their tactical alert training, CPU Deputies will be keeping an eye out for hitchhikers, people in or near the river area most SCV residents call the "wash", those who lay about in public parks for too long, and all public transit riders leading up to the vigil.
News of the planned tactical alert and the invasion of former SCV homeless people spread like wildfire on SCV social networks late Wednesday, confirming the fears of many that holding a simple and symbolic vigil for a slain 17 year old would invite "those people" to strike at the SCV.
"I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm locking up my house tonight and keeping my family and Mr. Remington here real close," said one man on Facebook, referring to his wife, children, and shotgun. "We moved out here in 1994 to escape from those people and after we finally got rid of them in 2004, these liberal bleeding hearts are practically rolling out the red carpet for them," he said, referring to the small group planning to hold a vigil for Trayvon Martin tomorrow.
Deputies at the CPU said that an invasion of exiled former SCVers has long been feared inside the department, but that the City, the CPU and business groups put a plan in place to protect the SCV's fair residents, its pristine & tree-lined boulevards, and premium shopping, dining and entertainment establishments from those who obviously don't belong here.
"Our valley is naturally fortified by Providence with beautiful mountain defenses, peopled with good, salt-of-the-earth, church-going families who wouldn't harm a flee, but unfortunately, in this day and age that also makes us a prime target for the others who live south of the 91321," the Deputy said.
"We will be prepared; the good people of Santa Clarita have nothing to fear," the Deputy concluded.
The vigil is planned for tomorrow night at 5-7pm at the corner of Valencia & McBean in the heart of master planned Valencia.
In case it's not obvious, the above article is satire. It is not real. There is no plan to strike the SCV tomorrow on behalf of deported homeless people. Actually the plan to deport homeless people, as far as I know, only made it to the planning stage before the City backed off in the face of relentless and justified criticism. Also, SantaClarita.com and this blog, SCVTalk, are not affiliated in any way with the City of Santa Clarita, santa-clarita.com, or the Los Angeles Sheriff's Department.
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