As if this election could not get weird enough candidate Harrison Katz revealed to SCVTalk that he is actually the “Vanishing Twin” of candidate David Gauny, born 20 years after his original twin host.
In the usual “Vanishing Twin” syndrome one embryo absorbs the nascent embryo of an identical twin, the so-called “Vanishing Twin,” but in an unusual twist never before documented in history Dave Gauny’s vanished twin emerged as an infant fully 20 years after the birth of the original.
“It’s a relief that it is finally out in the open,” Harrison Katz told SCVTalk on Sunday , April 11, a mere two days before the election. ”People were already examining our too perfect hair and it was only a matter of time before they made the DNA connection.”
Mr. Katz would not say more but anonymous sources in the TimBen Boydston campaign felt this confirmed that both Gauny and his twin Katz had conspired with the infamous bombshell email regarding a potential appointment by TimBen for Katz to discredit the challenger candidate. ”The only question is my mind is which one is the ‘evil’ twin,” said Annette Lucas, er Anonymous Source.
Dave Gauny was not available for comment since he was making travel plans for a “state” visit to the funeral of deceased Polish Prime Minister Lech Kacynzski (himself a twin) to represent the city of Santa Clarita after his electoral victory Tuesday night.
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