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New Election Shocker! Harrison Katz Reveals that He is “Vanishing Twin” of David Gauny!

As if this election could not get weird enough candidate Harrison Katz revealed to SCVTalk that he is actually the “Vanishing Twin” of candidate David Gauny, born 20 years after his original twin host.

In the usual “Vanishing Twin” syndrome one embryo absorbs the nascent embryo of an identical twin, the so-called “Vanishing Twin,” but in an unusual twist never before documented in history Dave Gauny’s vanished twin emerged as an infant fully 20 years after the birth of the original.

“It’s a relief that it is finally out in the open,”  Harrison Katz told SCVTalk on Sunday , April 11, a mere two days before the election.  ”People were already examining our too perfect hair and it was only a matter of time before they made the DNA connection.”

Mr. Katz would not say more but anonymous sources in the TimBen Boydston campaign felt this confirmed that both Gauny and his twin Katz had conspired with the infamous bombshell email regarding a potential appointment by TimBen for Katz to discredit the challenger candidate.  ”The only question is my mind is which one is the ‘evil’ twin,” said Annette Lucas, er Anonymous Source.

Dave Gauny was not available for comment since he was making travel plans for a “state” visit to the funeral of deceased Polish Prime Minister Lech Kacynzski (himself a twin) to represent the city of Santa Clarita after his electoral victory Tuesday night.

New Election Shocker! Harrison Katz Reveals that He is “Vanishing Twin” of David Gauny!

Comments (30)

  1. AnnetteApril 11, 2010 at 5:25 pm
    To funny Timothy…Check out the poster that is popping up around town too. (check you email)
  2. JboyyyyyyApril 11, 2010 at 5:58 pm
    I KNEW IT!
  3. AnnetteApril 11, 2010 at 6:40 pm
    Jboyyyy; Relax! This IS in the HUMOR section and IS just tongue in cheek humor. Timothy has ragged on me many times for not getting the “humor” so when he actually used my name I replied. I know Harrison and I know he is a good and honest person. He has taken complete responsibility for the mistake and in no way, would I post something I thought would do him more harm! If, you think this was a post to discredit Harrison I am truly sorry! It was NOT!
  4. PetzApril 12, 2010 at 3:04 am
    Harry please return the phone calls made to you by Jonathan Randles @ The Signal and come out from under the rock.
  5. Damage IncApril 12, 2010 at 8:37 am
    Get with it Petz, Katz pulled a Johnny Pride and blamed an over zealous campaign staff. You might want to be careful. If what Katz emailed to Gauny was true? Your hope and change champion would be what I said all along, nothing more then a low life backroom deal politician with no personality and the annoying trait of over pronunciating his words!
  6. JboyyyyyyApril 12, 2010 at 9:15 am
    Petz, haven’t you listened to what anyone said? Katz has already talked to the signal, they just refused to print the story.
  7. AnnetteApril 11, 2010 at 6:42 pm
    P.S. I even voted for Harrison because I believe in him!
  8. JboyyyyyyApril 11, 2010 at 7:02 pm
    Annette, don’t worry . I was only playing as well.
  9. PetzApril 12, 2010 at 3:19 am
    The attempt by Timmy to diminish the importance of David Gauny’s candidacy is noted-and not appreciated.
  10. OlenkaApril 12, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    Here’s a tissue.
  11. Dr. SpacemanApril 12, 2010 at 6:55 am
    There is nothing that Tim Myers can do to diminish David Gauny’s candidacy that his vote total won’t.
  12. CCApril 12, 2010 at 8:44 am
    Your vitriol for Gauny is old.
  13. Dr. SpacemanApril 12, 2010 at 9:01 am
    Your blind loyalty is tiresome. Is it the hair?
  14. Timothy MyersApril 12, 2010 at 4:15 pm
    I thought the hair was running its own campaign.
  15. CCApril 12, 2010 at 7:42 pm
    Said the guy who endorsed Johnny Pride
  16. Berta González-HarperApril 12, 2010 at 5:41 pm
    I think a whole bunch of you fat, bald, guys are jealous of David Gauny. I can see why since he possesses intelligence, wit, humor, critical thinking skills, and good looks. Speaking for my self, it is the substance of the candidate, which makes me a loyal supporter. I venture to say, you critics have not had an in depth conversation with David or then again maybe you have and that just adds to your jealousy!
  17. Timothy MyersApril 12, 2010 at 9:09 pm
    In the words of Mike Myers: “I think I’m going to hurl!!!!”
  18. Damage IncApril 12, 2010 at 8:54 am
    David Gauny still trying to lend creditability to Bossert’s circus in his latest email sent today. One of the reasons Gauny lost my vote.
  19. DubiousApril 12, 2010 at 10:12 am
    I doubt he had your vote in the first place.
  20. Damage IncApril 12, 2010 at 10:26 am
    You would be 100% wrong, I was very pro-Gauny in the beginning.
  21. navigatorApril 12, 2010 at 9:29 am
    ROFLMAO!!! This election has been so much fun that I can’t wait till 2012!
  22. IHeartSCVApril 12, 2010 at 10:30 am
    Tim, why are you so profoundly preoccupied with David Gauny? I’m just trying to understand what motivates someone to go so far out of their way to mention him.
  23. Timothy MyersApril 12, 2010 at 10:34 am
    Alright IHeart, cards on the table. David Gauny is the Sarah Palin of the SCV, a male pretty boy with feathers in his head who doesn’t know what he doesn’t know. The End.
  24. IHeartSCVApril 12, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    Tim, stringing four empty cliches into a sentence doesn’t really answer the question.
  25. Timothy MyersApril 12, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    IHeart: This is America and not only do I not need a good reason to dislike David Gauny I don’t need any reason. But its OK if you still want to have a bromance with him. I’m not stopping you!
  26. IHeartSCVApril 12, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    “But its OK if you still want to have a bromance with him. I’m not stopping you!” …says the man who prattles like a schoolgirl about Gauny’s hair. I think you’re projecting, Tim.
  27. Timothy MyersApril 12, 2010 at 2:51 pm
    IHeart: In the words of Alex Karras, “Mongo straight!”
  28. GRAMPSApril 12, 2010 at 3:55 pm
    This read has been the most amusing of the campaign.
  29. SCVFan Bill ReynoldsApril 12, 2010 at 9:39 pm
    Timmy’s hair line is in full blown retreat and his jealously of DG is simply unavoidable.
  30. mikeApril 12, 2010 at 10:10 pm
    a teaser for the next NAFF flick?

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