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Summit Vigilantes Fail!!

In a hastily called press conference self appointed members of the Committee of Vigilance for the Summit Homeowners’ Association Bill Reynolds and Cam Noltemeyer sheepishly admitted that they failed to detect a den of burglars and drug abusers living right  at the doorstep of the shady Summit climes in the Arroyo Park area, illegal immigrant flophouse style, possibly for years.

“Some might say that we were negligent, but in our defense these people were not ‘overly’ using the community pool,” stammered a defensive Bill Reynolds.

And Cam Noltemeyer snarked a “no comment” and gave one of her patented, withering stares, generally reserved for sitting Santa Clarita City Council members, to a reporter who asked whether it was true that video shot in an attempt to oppress youth swimmers (the bane of Western Civilization according to the Committee’s manifesto) revealed, in the background, one of the recent arrestees running down the Summit Park paseos with what looked like a plasma TV balanced on their head.

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Summit Vigilantes Fail!!

Comments (8)

  1. NateJune 14, 2011 at 5:12 pm
    HAHAHA! Nice
  2. SaugushomeownerJune 14, 2011 at 5:50 pm
    Here!!!!! In Valencia? OMG. I thought everything was perfect in Valencia. Go ahead and hit the thumbs down button.
  3. IHeartSCVJune 14, 2011 at 5:59 pm
    Lowlands ≠ Summit; there are many shades of Valencia.
  4. LarMccJune 14, 2011 at 7:21 pm
    I’m sure the article was wrong. Didn’t they mean Canyon Country and not Valencia? I think someone got the facts mixed up.
  5. Gang FangJune 14, 2011 at 8:24 pm
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  6. Capt. GeneJune 15, 2011 at 4:03 am
    C’mon, the “Committee of Vigilance for the Summit Homeowners’ Association”? That sounds like something from a Phil Hendrie bit.
  7. ToddJune 15, 2011 at 7:17 am
    I did hear that Jay Santos had moved into a house that his mother owns in Summit…. Wasn’t Bobby Dooley just elected to the board too?
  8. FredJune 15, 2011 at 5:30 am
    That was awesome. I was going to mention the pool vigilantes, but you beat me to it.

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