In a hastily called press conference self appointed members of the Committee of Vigilance for the Summit Homeowners’ Association Bill Reynolds and Cam Noltemeyer sheepishly admitted that they failed to detect a den of burglars and drug abusers living right at the doorstep of the shady Summit climes in the Arroyo Park area, illegal immigrant flophouse style, possibly for years.
“Some might say that we were negligent, but in our defense these people were not ‘overly’ using the community pool,” stammered a defensive Bill Reynolds.
And Cam Noltemeyer snarked a “no comment” and gave one of her patented, withering stares, generally reserved for sitting Santa Clarita City Council members, to a reporter who asked whether it was true that video shot in an attempt to oppress youth swimmers (the bane of Western Civilization according to the Committee’s manifesto) revealed, in the background, one of the recent arrestees running down the Summit Park paseos with what looked like a plasma TV balanced on their head.
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