If you thought Councilman Bob Kellar was an outspoken guy who routinely holds forth on matters of politics and policy, you haven't seen his wife on Twitter.
Bob's better half, Kathy, is quite the Twitter-er. With over 400 followers concentrated in the SCV and a hair under 1,000 tweets to her name, Mrs. Kellar goes all in on politics on the micro-blogging service.
Here's a sample:
Conservatives ripping Obama-bashing news from the headlines of conservative websites is nothing new on Twitter, but I like Mrs. Kellar's tweets (misplaced hastags notwithstanding) because they have a sort of flow and bounce to them; they're almost lyrical or poetic in nature.
"Obama slithers the Earth with his snakes"
Awesome alliteration here combined with some good old fashioned imagery from Genesis.
and
"Dear UN: I will never surrender my guns
not even my toothpicks
you useless piece of real estate"
This tweet not only references UN conspiracy theories, but her husband's profession as well and it's all wrapped up in a nice little verse that has a beat to it (bounce from syllable to syllable, pause between the lines, and you'll hear it).
This is quality stuff here, way better than the other "KK" in town, Kevin Korenthal, whose tweets aren't nearly as entertaining. In fact, when I refrence KK from now on, it'll mean Kathy Kellar, not Kevin Korenthal, who will be known as KK2 or KK Junior.
I dare say KK is the best conservative twitter user in Santa Clarita.
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