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June 30, 2013· santaclarita.com · SantaClarita.com (SCVTalk 5.0) · Wayback capture

Bro Truck Instragram Contest Rolls On

After two days into the SCVTalk 'Bro Truck' Instagram Contest of 2013, we're rolling into a great start. 
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Submitted by user inkgigolo (whatever that means), this pic really captures the honey badger spirit that is the Bro Truck.

I mean, talk about je ne sais quoi. There's the flags. Not some gas station thing you clip to your window, but two house-sized flags. And this was taken on Friday, nearly a week before July 4th. And not only is dude taking up two parking spaces, but he's also parking on the NO PARKING paint and he's parked in the lot of Woodward HRT:

...supplier of actuation, stabilization and other systems and components for guided weapons, turbine engines, armored vehicles and aircraft, including turret-control and gun-stabilization systems for the M1 Abrams battle tank, as well as hydraulic and electric flight-control actuation systems for military and commercial helicopters, the F-35 Joint Strike Fighter, the X-45 unmanned combat air vehicle (UCAV) and air-launched weapons including the Joint Direct Attack Munition (JDAM) and AIM-9-X Sidewinder.

Can this be beat? Certainly. As bro-tastic as this is, the truck itself is pretty understated. The guy is making the best with what he's got. It's a well-excuted dive, but the degree of difficulty just isn't there. User boscolingus (again, whatever that means) has a good eye for the bro-tastic:
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Exactly. 

So keep up the good work everyone. And remember the hashtag #scvbrotruck. Contest ends on July 5.


Bro Truck Instragram Contest Rolls On

Comments (5)

  1. InkGigoloSunday, June 30th, 2013 at 6:28 am
    I call BS on Mr. Tonka. I mean, it's just too good to be true. It looks like some imported (from outside the SCV) talent brought in for some sort of Kohls promotion to attract the Knuckle-Dragging #BroHemians to a T-shirt sale. I demand to see the Full-Form DMV registration on this obviously foreign import. InkGigolo? Means exactly what you would think it means. #derp
  2. VerbatimSunday, June 30th, 2013 at 10:51 pm
    Well, the truck is located in Valencia and I think that should be enough for this competition. How is the user supposed to know where the truck is registered? Let's be realistic.
  3. InkGigoloMonday, July 1st, 2013 at 9:54 am
    Realistic is not one of my strong suits ..
  4. DaveMonday, July 1st, 2013 at 1:48 pm
    The "Tonka" truck looks stupid with such small tires and rims!
  5. InkGigoloMonday, July 1st, 2013 at 1:54 pm
    Well I wasn't going to say anything, but ... yeah.

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